FASHION IS FUN!!
Okay, please take this in the right way. I am not a bully. One of my favourite shows is Fashion Police. I love how Joan Rivers slashes and burns looks to the ground. Fashion is fun, you take it off at the end of the day, so get over it. Tomorrow you can always try again.
Miss World Canada 2012 (May 13, 2012) is a wonderful and charitable organization, that promotes young women to aspire to heights of glory on a world stage. Now, let’s talk fashion!! I have never been to pageant before, so I had no idea what to expect–WTF!!! Hideous dresses from head to toe, I don’t think I liked anything. These girls are very young and accomplished, they spend most of their time saving the world, and making me feel bad about my days of shopping and yoga. Therefore, I can not pin blame to these girls for their fashion disasters–that award goes to the pageant stylist (who shall not be named).
Prom Queens on crack seemed to be the theme. I was blinded by way too much sequins, taffeta, and embellishment. This group of dresses made RuPaul’s Drag Race look tame. My fellow companion made the best comment, “I didn’t know this was a Halloween show.” I understand a pageant is not a fashion show, but where is the wow factor. These young accomplished girls deserved better styling. ”Hello, grab a steamer people.”
The swimsuit part got male libido racing and cheering for half-naked contestants, but the swimsuits were lack lustre. With Victoria Secret ruling runway skimpy, it’s not hard to steal a few glamour ideas from the angels–I am sure they wouldn’t mind. A beach ball and sun hat, please, my grandmother has better styling at the beach. Where the fuck is the show?!?
The male, and female host, also did not have much going on in the style department. Another attendee and presenter, Mr. World Canada, showcased a shiny Jersey Shore outfit, a hot mess, it looked like a condom with legs–I am an equal opportunist when it comes to bad fashion.
The highlight of the “show” was when Bollywood entertainer gave the host a dance lesson. Finally, taking home the crown was Tara Teng. Good luck in your future competition Miss. Teng, if you need a stylist, call me.
Please take all my comments in fun, remember I am a fashion blogger, not a good-will ambassador, I leave that work to Angelina Jolie.